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    Il Barman
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    00 20/08/2010 11:38
    Venni vidi e m'arrapaho

    da IMDB:

    The worst "movie" ever made, 8 December 2004
    Author: b-a-h TNT-6 from Italy

    It might happen that actors or directors whose movie got trashed get so upset they would like to punch the critic. This time it is the opposite: as a critic, I would like to punch the people who got involved in this abomination. There is a debate about which one is the worst movie ever made; some say Manos, others Plan 9 From Outer Space. Believe me, those are masterpieces of modern art compared to this "movie" (double quotes needed).

    Despite the idiotic title ("I came, I saw, I had a woody") that might as well be used for an adult movie, this was probably planned to be a comedy in the style of Porky's. I say "probably", because there is absolutely nothing that even reminds you of something funny at all in this monstrosity. Imagine some of the biggest goofballs you know, imagine them throwing lines like "tomorrow it'll be Sunday and she'll give me it" (not kidding, the level does not get any funnier than that) and whose acting is quite probably worse than what you could get by just randomly recruiting people in the street. Imagine abysmal sound and video quality, non-existent plot -- it is almost amazing how it literally doesn't go anywhere -- and wanna-be sexy moments featuring either quite fat or ugly middle-aged women.

    Well, if you can imagine that believe me, it is only the beginning of how atrocious this movie is. This is not even one of those movies that are so bad they are actually good, as the wanna-be funny parts are totally unfunny and either very sexist and offensive or just plain dumb. I cannot even judge the music -- there was a song, and it was an exercise in idiocy -- nor the script, because they clearly shot this "movie" without any.

    Obviously nobody heard of this "movie". I myself had never heard about it until a local TV station near Milan decided to show it. The title was idiotic enough to get me curious and watch some of it. After about 40 minutes, I couldn't take it anymore.

    Bottom line: if any of you is willing to see the worst movie ever made, just choose this one. It is HANDS DOWN the worst movie ever made.

    Rating: 1/10 just because I can't give a 0. But just to consider this a "movie" needs some effort.
    [Modificato da Il Barman 20/08/2010 11:39]


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    ag0ny
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    Sorella del Barman
    00 20/08/2010 13:38
    lol
    peggio di uwe boll?


    Faccio talmente schifo che ho smesso perfino di farmi le seghe(™).


    Papa Pio IX, quel metro cubo di letame, è la più nociva fra le creature perché egli più di nessun altro è l'ostacolo al progresso umano, alla fratellanza fra gli uomini e dei popoli. Se sorgesse una società del demonio, che combattesse despoti e preti, mi arruolerei nelle sue file.
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    Numero6
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    ComunqueUtente
    00 20/08/2010 15:37
    Peggio di Bruno Mattei?


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    Slumpscan
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    Forse è solo momentaneo
    00 20/08/2010 15:59
    Purtroppo mi manca [SM=g27834]

    Ma non credo possa eguagliare "Che casino con Pierino" di Bitto Albertini, con tale Roberto Gallozzi nella parte del protagonista, visto qualche mese fa su AB Channel (920 di Sky).

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